Skip NavigationNuke The Penguins Logo
Assassinations:
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Navigation to Home Page
Navigate to About Us Page
Navigate to The Plan Page
Navigate to Threats Page
Penguin Army page
Secret Plots page
Spies page
Assasinations page
Propaganda page
Navigate to Why Nukes?
Navigate to Site Map

Assassinations:
Penguin Assassination Squad (P.A.S.)

The following people have been targeted by the P.A.S. in the past.

Abraham Lincoln

  • Reasons unknown

Adolf Hitler

  • True reasons unknown, but presumed to cover connections between them after the Axis declared war on the penguin's Soviet Comrades.

John F. Kennedy

  • Because of his bold statement that the US would reach the moon, the penguins feared that their plots would be discovered.
  • Launched "Operation Skippy" from the Dallas Zoo.
  • They planned a fake moon landing to cover their tracks.

Pope John Paul II

  • Assassinated for the Pope's refusal to visit the Antarctic territory.
  • First attempt (1981) a failure, so the penguins switched to a more subtle method.
  • 2005 - Success in assassination by cause of "septic shock"

Gary Gygax

  • Targeted because of his refusal to include a "Penguin Warrior" class in his role playing game "Dungeons & Dragons" or to change the name to "Icebergs & Penguins"
  • Continuing with the subtle approach, with success in 2008 due to "heart attack"