About Us:
This organization was founded in 1991. It came into being when I was passed out at the dentists and realized that only pure evil could have let the Pittsburgh Penguins win the Stanley Cup. As I dug deeper, I found that there was a huge conspiracy involving penguins as I saw how many children liked the animal.

On a personal note, I also like to take long walks on the beach.

Disclaimer:
In case you missed it on the home page, this site is entirely FICTITIOUS. That means everything is made up. This is a school project, so just enjoy it. Geez... And yes, even that "long walks on the beach" part is even a lie.

All pictures (and other copyrighted materials) are obtained and used through the Fair Use exemption of U.S. Copyright Law. Thank you...

• Saint Louis Zoo (for penguin pictures)
• Dreamworks (Madagascar Picture/Film)
• Warner Brothers (Happy Feet Picture/Film) + (March of the Penguins)
• Sony Pictures (Surf's Up)
• Pittsburgh Penguins
• THiNK Films (Farce of the Penguins) (Yes, it's a real movie)