Why Use Nukes?
There are many reasons to use a nuclear strike as opposed to other means

• Best Spread
  By dropping three nuclear bombs, we can cover the entire continent in a matter of seconds.
  
  
• No Conflict
  Since we won't be sending any solders or robots in, we save valuable lives and resources.
  
  
• No Defense
  Current intelligence suggests that the Penguins do not yet have the technology to defend themselves against a nuclear onslaught.
  

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