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Anthony E. Pizzimenti
PhD Candidate,
GMU Department of Mathematical Sciences
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August 2026
The Diss Track: drawing stuff
August 31
the diss track
ABD
illustrations
art
The Diss Track: advanced!
August 19
the diss track
bureaucracy
ABD
July 2026
The Diss Track: programming hyperfocus?
July 13
the diss track
software development
probability
June 2026
The Diss Track
June 28
the diss track
March 2026
Predicting March Madness II: Scoring
March 30
march madness
data science
statistics
Predicting March Madness I: Data Collection
March 29
march madness
data science
web scraping
September 2025
A clean solution for Monty Hall
September 1
probability
April 2024
I am an NSF Graduate Research Fellow!
April 6
jubilation
NSF GRFP
December 2023
TeXing the GRFP
December 13
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NSF GRFP