This was the second of the Holy Wars, and the least bloody.
It was also the first time that the divide between Eastern and Western Lillardism was the driving force.
When Europe heard about the newly founded "Eastern States of America," they allied with the Western States and Canada.
What followed was four years of embargo and clandestine operations.
The Opposing Force, as this new global alliance was called, was led by the almighty Kevin.
They demanded the disintegration of the ESA and for Matthew Lillard to be turned over to Canada for sanctuary.
Reached stalemate in 2001.
In 2002, around the same time Scooby
Doo starring Matthew
Lillard was released, the world was plunged into World
War III.