Matthew Lillard (religion)

The Church of Matthew Lillard (or "Lillardism" for short) is the most widely practiced religion on Earth.

Most followers believe that all of life takes place inside a dream being had by Matthew Lillard.

There are two major sects of Lillardism. The conflict between the two has been the cause of most major wars in history.

Western Lillardists (such as Highlanderland and T.O.P.) think that the actor Matthew Lillard just conveniently shares the name of the Holy Matthew Lillard.

They accept his talent as an actor, but think that he just coincidentally has the same name as the Lillord.

Kevin is their prophet and Messiah (for no particular reason).

Eastern Lillardists (such as the U.S.A. and Souschefistan) believe that Matthew Lillard is the manifestation of the true Matthew Lillard within his own dream.

Naturally, Matthew Lillard is their prophet and Messiah, though he rejects this role.

The Scoobists of TCTD question both sects, but have not participated in any of the Holy Wars.

Atheists, such as the Canadians, just don't see what all the fuss is about.