Canada

Little is known about this savage territory, except that its populace is as naive as it is illiterate.

The natives walk on their hands and legs and speak in a yet-to-be-deciphered language coda of coughs and gurgles.

They roam the desert savannas in tribes, hunting packs of feral Matthew Lillards and scavenging schlubmud berries.

Despite their lack of sanitation, social acuity, or self-awareness, they have impressive architecture.