Scoobism exists as a rejection of both Eastern and Western Lillardism.
Scoobists believe that Matthew Lillard may once have been divine, but lost His holiness when he took the role of Shaggy in 2002's Scooby Doo.
Their central tenet is to watch and scorn Scooby Doo each Sunday.
By doing so, the film may be defied and humanity may be set back on the true path to enlightenment.