Full title: The Sovereign States of Souschefistan.
Other names: "The Yummy Country," "The Land of Irritable Bowels"
President: Sous Chef Francois Del'Marte LeBlanc
Vice President: Kevin
National Bird: Pike (I know it's not a bird. They picked it, not me.)
National Anthem: "Baby Got Back"
Chief Export: Incredibly small, overpriced quantities of refried chocolate
Brief History: Some dudes walked up and said "Let's make this place a country."
A Bit Longer History: Some dudes walked up and said "Let's make this place a country," then filed a lot of paperwork to do so.