The third and final Holy War.
After the release of 2002's Scooby Doo starring Matthew Lillard, shit got real.
The Western Lillardists blamed the Eastern Lillardists for the film's blasphemous quality.
The United States reformed and allied with Western Europe against Russia, China, and Indochina.
It was the bloodiest war in all of history.
After all, they fought so hard, they broke the world into tiny pieces that were left floating in space.
In the end, Matthew Lillard ended up in That Other Place, which most considered a safe compromise.