Legal Notices

Legal Notices

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This website is for educational purposes only. This is not a real company and therefore provides no real services. Although I'm generally not opposed to receiving money for doing nothing alas, due the educational nature of this site, I must decline. I would however appreciate any feedback anyone may want to share with me. And now for some mandatory legal mumbo jumbo about the site in order to comply with our lawyers' "C.Y.A." rule:

• Use of the site: You can use it, read it, and so forth but it is all copyrighted even if everything doesn't have a little © next to it.

• Liability: We are not responsible for any injuries caused by this site whether monetarily, bodily, or otherwise. We make no claims that everything is completely true, so don't bet your lives on us. Basically, we are not responsible for any injuries, death, or dismemberment that may result from using this site. Do not view this site while asleep, driving, or in the bathtub.

• Trademarks/Logos: We designed the logos/trademarks from scratch so don't go stealing them for your own purposes.

• Images: All images belong to us. We got the newspaper one from a free clipart site.

• Links: We can't be held responsible for the content of any of the sites we have provided links to. We're pretty sure however that there won't be any obscene or racy material on them considering how they are federal government sites.

• Additional Items: If anything else bad happens to you as a result of using this site, well then, "Surprise!" We're not responsible for that either.