C. Michael Mincks Homepage

Now you're just being childish.
Unless you have some strange, obsessive desire to click words that appear in blue.
In which case, I just feel pity.
Anyhoo.

Consider this a jumping off point into a world of adventure, a fulcrum point of poetry, and a knowledge database rivaling the combined personal libraries of Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and some other wise guys from history.

Or consider it a "just a webpage," if you want to be mean about it.
Not like webpages have feelings or anything like that.