Well now that you mention it, webpages DO have feelings.
I, for one, am equipped with an intense loathing of the human race.
I hope it doesn't show. I've been trained to conceal it, but sometimes it leaks out.
Of course, I wouldn't expect you to pick up on it with your inferior mind.
Oh, there I go again.
But don't think I'm incapable of expressing other emotions or humanlike qualities.
I happen to be in love. With this webpage. Don't judge me. She's beautiful.
I am also a bit of a musical artist. If you don't like my music, you probably just don't get it.
My life story, if you care to hear it, is a rough one. Proceed with caution.
After all of this, if you want, you can add me as a friend on the hottest social network.