Aha! I was right!
You do have a strange,
obsessive desire to click blue words.
Very well. As I am a kindly website, I will undertake the role of your
therapist in this matter.
As you can see, there are no blue words on this page.
None at all.
I did this all for you, mind.
Seeing as I am your therapist, I suggest that you spend at least 10 minutes
on this page.
Only by cutting cold turkey can we break you of this habit.
Observe this delectable linguistic specimen:
Widdershins
Upon first glance, you may think it is blue, but in fact it is not.
It is cerulean.
Baby steps, baby steps.
When you've spent 10 to 100 minutes on this page (the longer the better),
click the (non-blue) link below to move on.
Therapy, Part 2
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