Good job, you just redirected to the homepage. Again.
Sorry to disappoint, but there is no reward.
I was using the literary device known as "sarcasm."
So you win nothing.
Anyhoo.
Consider this a jumping off point into a world of adventure, a fulcrum point of poetry, and a knowledge database rivaling the combined personal libraries of Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and some other wise guys from history.
Or consider it a "just a webpage," if you want to be mean about it.
Not like webpages have feelings or anything
like that.