Matthew Lillards are large, orange, amphibious creatures that walk on two legs and have sharp, scythe-like claws for hands.
They are terrifying to encounter, but oh-so-delicious to devour.
Their meat is considered kosher for a Lillardist diet.
Despite what their name may imply, they are not related to the film star, Matthew Lillard.
Amateur nature observers may also be confused that they cannot be found in the Matthew Lillard biomes.
Truly, they are a marvel of science.
Commonly found in Canada and That Other Place.