Why would you keep selecting these options? Seriously?
Sigh. I guess it's my fault that I keep making them available to selection.
This morbid curiosity of yours... I must say it's one of the traits I find least admirable about you.
But you did select it after all, so I suppose I must follow through with the story.
Ahem.
After splashing the holy water in the cowboy's face, the two characters locked eyes and fell in love.
They held hands, kissed, and swore to be married by the next blue moon.
In the meantime, another cowboy wandered in, but that's inconsequential, because we have reached...
THE END