What? Really? You clicked that?
Sigh. Okay. I'll keep going with this story which has clearly already ended, because you want me to.
Another cowboy wandered in and saw how pure the love was between Magical Hugh and the first (third?) cowboy.
So he got in on that action and they formed a triangular tryst, after mass converting to Mormonism.
Another cowboy wandered in, but he was nothing special.
THE END. PERIOD.