JIMINY CRICKETS.
Okay. No worries. I'm a professional.
You want this arbitrary, "nothing special" cowboy to be part of the story?
Well Magical Hugh saw something special about him.
In fact, he was more special than anyone could possibly realize.
This "nothing special" cowboy was, in fact, Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, reborn amongst us once again as a common biped.
The trio of lovers bowed down before His majesty and he granted them all free passage through the golden gates of Heaven.
They took each others' hands and rose into the sky together.
THE END
For what it's worth, another cowboy did happen to amble into the church, but he fell and broke his neck, so there's no need to bark up that tree.