BUT JESUS AND THE THREE LOVERS STOPPED GOING TO HEAVEN

JESUS WAS ALL "OOPS GOTTA SAVE THIS D-BAG, HOLD UP EVERYBODY, JUST HOLD ONTO YOUR ETERNAL SOULS A SECOND LONGER."

AND HE FLEW DOWN AND HE TOUCHED THE COLD, DEAD BODY OF THAT COWBOY

BAM HE CAME BACK TO LIFE

AND HE WAS LIKE "YO, J-MAN, LEMME HOP ON THIS TRAIN TO VALHALLA"

THEN JESUS SAID "WRONG RELIGION BRO"

AND HE WAS LIKE "DAMN"

AND JESUS WAS LIKE "DAMN"

AND THAT WAS IT

THE FREAKING END

Let's just accept the fact that cowboys will always wander into that church and just let it slide. We'll all be happier that way.

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