Magical Hugh did his best to scare off this cowboy too, but before the rooter 'n' tooter even had time to respond, a crew of G-Men burst into the church.
"We've got you know!" they shouted.
Soon they had the cowboy pinned to the ground with hands cuffed behind his back.
"That's what you get for trying to assassinate Shia LaBeouf," one said.
"Didn't you know he's a national treasure?" another added.
"Truly, he is California's favorite son," concluded a third. Then they carted him off.
But fret not. Soon, yet another cowboy came to take his place in the church.
THE END, OR YOU COULD JUST CLICK THAT OTHER LINK ABOVE, YOU KNOW