Magical Hugh was a diabetic, retired luchador who raised rams behind the old church.
He retired from being a luchador because of his diabetes.
A rough 'n' tumble cowboy archetype strolled into the church to pray at the altar.
Hugh overheard him mutter something along these lines:
"Dear Lord, forgive me for I... mumblemumble... unholy creation... mumblemumble... cloning went wrong... mumblemumble... it thirsts for blood."
Since he was raised to be a friendly Catholic boy, Hugh decided to approach the man with salutations.
Say "I got spigots for sale, but only if you talk dirty," then splash holy water in his face.