The cowboy just sort of cocked his head to the side to see if he heard correctly.
Magical Hugh repeated himself, but in a more matter-of-factly tone.
The cowboy's brow furrowed and his eyes puffed as tears welled in his ducts.
He wasn't sure why this was affecting him so powerfully, but he felt really, truly, and deeply lost.
Hugh smiled and nodded. "Yeah. Uh huh." He had a glint in his eye like a burning flame.
After a few minutes of Hugh repeating "Yeah, uh huh," the cowboy sullenly stood and exited the church with his hat held over his heart.
But there was a cowboy convention in town, so shortly thereafter another cowboy came to take his place.
THE END, BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT IT TO BE