Creepy-Ass Skeletons

Creepy-Ass Skeletons are creepy-ass skeletons that wander the savannas of Canada and That Other Place at night.

They don't have eyes, but their eye sockets glow bright red.

Often found hiding in Rubadub tree forests.

Though they are not known to have proper linguistic knowledge, they are capable of whispering someone's worst fears as they pass by.

Sort of like a parrot, if parrots were ten feet tall, wielded swords, and frequently made you crap your pants.

Otherwise, they're totally harmless.