Magical Hugh was a diabetic, retired luchador who raised rams behind the old church.
He retired from being a luchador because of his diabetes.
One day a rough 'n' tumble cowboy archetype strolled into the church to pray at the altar.
Hugh overheard him mutter something along these lines:
"Dear Lord, forgive me for I... mumblemumble... not my fault... mumblemumble... didn't mean to set it on fire... mumblemumble... think at least one walrus survived."
Since he was raised to be a friendly Catholic boy, Hugh decided to approach the man with salutations.
Say "Skibbidy rimbleshams, Ronald Weasley, where HAVE you BEEN?"