I’m not sure what you’re expecting by clicking on this page. I’m nothing more than someone with way too much free time and a procrastination streak that only grows stronger with each cup of coffee. I do, through some miracle, have a dual BA in English Linguistics and Foreign Language from George Mason University. Someone was crazy enough to, not only let me learn how to be pretentious in my native-English, but also let me learn how to speak both French and Japanese. So, now I can be over-informative and a gaming killjoy in three languages. But hey, at least someone is listening right?
But since I love talking so much, I figured I’d dedicate some of that excess, caffeine-energy to writing gaming blog posts. Why did I turn to an unknown, self-coded blog you ask? Because I was not about to tackle the soul-sucking pit that was the Youtube monster. So here I am, writing on an unknown website. I tend to cover topics that validate video games as the art that they are. If my 184-year-old 12th grade English teacher can insist that a drug-induced nightmare, housed in the genre of “literary nonsense,” fondly called Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is literature, then I think Tetris deserves the same categorization. They make the same amount of sense anyway, with Tetris earning a bit more points in the plot category.
I also like to write a few gaming reviews here and there, when I feel like receiving angry email from fans about how I insulted their favorite game. So, if you’re in the mood to yell at someone, let me point you in this direction.