Crisis in Pidubya
Two hours ago, at four p.m. today, members of the Miss Universal Democracy Pageant disappeared without comment. One passer-by has only now sent SNN a photo taken with his cell phone as a caravan of beauty queens were shepherded by men in jumpsuits out of West Freedomia.
The Miss Universal Democracy Pageant has been the target of threats in it's three-year run. None, however, have been carried through. Previous threats were traced back to radical groups such as, the Adventists, the Monologis, and a number of anarchist groups, such as the RATS.
The pageant is sponsored by CATS and by Sepsi Cola.
See the Missing.