You found the super secret page.
Congratulations.
Brag about it to your friends.
They'll probably look at your like you're insane.
Just tell them "A pox on your house" and walk away.
After all, if you've found this page, that clearly makes you better than them.
I hereby dub thee "Master of the C. Michael Mincks Homepage."
I'll even give you your own special version of the homepage here.
Or you can return back to the poem.