You chose... poorly.

So Magical Hugh and all the cowboys went to Hell.

And here's the surprise...

YOU WENT WITH THEM.

Yes, you thought this was a simple website to navigate, but it was actually a test.

And you failed.

So this is hell.

A blank webpage with a few words, and no links to escape.

Oh, and it's also got this angry face:

>:(

Deal with it.