But Jesus saw the error of his ways and turned the clock back to the moment just before he exterminated all cowboy life from Earth.
He escorted Magical Hugh and his cowboy lovers to Heaven and even gave them their own estate.
They lived out the rest of their eternal lives watching and rewatching "24," and making gourmet cheesecake out of Toaster Strudel.
Hosanna in the highest.
THE END