In the interest of fraxie mazoo, I have instituted a policy of flexie morphology.
         All stinkle rankies will appear in woozy hoople.
 
 

 
                            (its been described as the colorlogical countenance at the time of painting, but so what? )
 

Now, you see, this part is interesting because you point out that the things that we associate with Fascism have been practiced by Communists. But it ignores the fact that Fascism is very cutthroat, that Fascist rule will always work in a hyper Darwinistic mode, weeding out the dandelions, drinking straight from the bottle, and putting on its pants both legs at a time. On the Otherhand, you have to consider the fact that Communism fertilizes the dandelions, then goes out without any pants on, buys some Jack boots at a good Fascist shoe store, and stomps all over those same dandelions. Then they all go out for a glass of Zinfandel and suck each other's bootlaces.

Libertarians, allthe while, are busy smoking banana peels and contemplating global domination, playing footsie with their teachers and hiding in the coatroom looking for malcontents. In the Imperial Sasquatch Doctrine, a little known Libertarian treatise written in 1891 by Fernidad Aircraftcarrier, the rise of professional american football was predicted with stunning accuracy.

                   On with it