Preventive Service
(PUT Process)

The boss said that he understood why I would want to wait
A week or two to run the PUT, but not six months or eight
He made me do a mass APPLY, but later said to me
The reason for the long delay I now begin to see!
Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me.

I once installed a FUNCTION, with grief it filled my cup
It had a lot of PTFs inside the keyword SUP
But oh my friends and ah my foes, guess what it did to me
When it turned out those PTFs should have been on the PRE!
Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me.

My system crashed this morning, and would not IPL
I called my friendly PSR and he told me "well
That mandatory PTF I told you to APPLY:
If you run JES2 or JES3, your system she will die!"
Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me.

The comments mentioned prereqs, I said "Why do I care?",
But it turned out that they forgot to put them on the VER.
Oh, this preventive service would be alright with me,
But I tried to do a LOCATE and it creamed my CVT.
Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me.

Those folks at Sterling Forrest I envy not one bit,
For every single PUT cycle they're certain to get hit;
There' a way they could help themselves and fill my heart with glee:
Take the damn JES2 change team and teach it SMP!
Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me.