With apologies to Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller.
Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
Why would the Senate let in such a bum
Michael Braun, Michael Braun
He's a clown, that Michael Braun
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)
He can't keep straight what position he is shoving,
Changes his mind on what he thinks of Loving.
Michael Braun, Michael Braun
He's a clown, that Michael Brau
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and se
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)