My favorite things

Gardening spiders Ungoliant, who took the form of a giant spider and, along with Dark Lord Melkor, destroyed the Two Trees of Valinor
And swords that are broken Elendil's sword Narsil, called The Sword that was Broken after its damage in a battle against Sauron, and later caried by Aragorn (Strider).
Words in the Elvish Tengwar script: One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. in the Black Speech The Black Speech of Mordor is a language constructed by Sauron.
That must not be spoken
Unfaithful stewards Denethor, the 26th ruling Steward of Gondor.
Denethor, the 26th ruling Steward of Gondor. Who don’t want their kings Denethor, the 26th ruling Steward of Gondor, is unhappy about the arrival of Aragorn, the rightful king.
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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When the orc An orc is a creature in The Lord of the Rings, created by Sauron. bites,
When the probe A neuronic probe is a fictional device in The Currents of Space. stings
When I’m feeling bad
I simply remember
My favorite kings Aragorn, king of Gondor
And I don’t feel so bad.

Hobbits fall captive Merry and Pippin, captured by Saruman’s orcs to
Former Saruman the White, head of the White Council, stripped of his rank by Gandalf Istari,
Who anger ents Treebeard, the oldest of the ents and
Never say sorry,
Wormtongue A henchman of Saruman at Gandalf
A palantir flings,
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Rescuing Heimdall
For his roaring trumpet
The Blatant beast shocked by
A fictional strumpet
A fantasy novel
That loud laughter brings
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Peddlers a zone agent of the Confederacy of Vega in the story Agent of Vega who drive their
Mysterious wagons
Petite young ladies Lessa, in the novel Dragonflight, is the last surviving member of the ruling family of Ruatha Hold. She has been recruited as a dragonrider She is taken to a hatching, at which she impresses (establishes a telepathic bond with) the newly hatched dragon Ramot.
Who can speak to dragons Large flying telepathic reptiles on the planet Pern.
Travelling the Cosmos
In a ship who sings Helva is an intelligent girl born with a severely disabled body. Her society trains people with such disabilities to operate machinery via a direct brain link. In Helva's case, she is trained to operate a spaceship (brain ship), and became known as The Ship Who Sings due to her habit of singing to herself.
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Time traveling bar men ‘—All You Zombies—’ from The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 1959
The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 1959 Who are like no others The protagonist of ‘—All You Zombies—’ is a bartender who, with the aid of a time machine and a sex change operation, is his own father and own mother.
Who are their own fathers
And are their own mothers
Robert Anson Heinlein is known as the dean of science fiction authors Of all such stories
Know Heinlein's Robert Anson Heinlein is known as the dean of science fiction authors; his stories By His Bootstraps and ‘—All You Zombies—’ are iconic in the time travel genre. are kings
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A ducal detective Lord Darcy is the Chief Forensic Investigator for the Duke of Normandy in several stories by Gordon Randall Phillip David Garet (Randal Garet).
Whose aide Master Sean O’Lochlainn is Lord Darcy's magical aide. does the magic
Finds that their cases
Are often quite tragic
I hope that more stories
still lurk in the wings
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Oversized lizards Adzel is a reptilian alien partnered with the human David Falkayn in Trader Team by Poul Anderson.
With partners named David David Falkayn in Trader Team by Poul Anderson.
Who trade with sophonts
who sometimes are rabid
Finding new planets
With glorious rings
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My favorite things.

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Operation Changeling (Part 1) from The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, May 1969 Operation Changeling (Part 2) from The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, June 1969 Witches and werewolves Werewolf Steven Matuchek and his wife Virginia (Ginny) Graylock
Whose babies are taken Agents of the Hell World have replaced their daughter Valeria with a changeling
Don’t take it lightly Steve and Ginny invade the Hell World to rescue Val.
The Hell World is shaken Steve and Ginny summon a whole pantheon of supernatural beings from other universes.
See angry parents
Operation Chaos Rescue their changelings
These are a few
Of my favorite things.

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Calvin In Henry Beam Piper's novel Lord Kalvan of Othewhen, Calvin Morrison is a Keystone cop who is accidentally taken into and stranded in an alternate universe by a paratime transporter: he later learns that the region is called the princedom of Hostigos. The locals later have trouble with his American name and refer to him as Lord Kalvan. who knows his
Military history In Henry Beam Piper's novel Lord Kalvan of Othewhen, Calvin Morrison is a Keystone cop who is accidentally taken into and stranded in an alternate universe by a paratime transporter: he later learns that the region is called the princedom of Hostigos. The locals later have trouble with his American name and refer to him as Lord Kalvan.
Runs afoul of the great
Paratime mystery The existence of alternate universes and of paratime transporters has been kept a secret for thousands of years.
The hand of a lovely
Young princess Princess Rylla, the daughter of Prince Ptosphes of Hostigos. it brings
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Peasants are fleeing Calvin is eating dinner with a Hostigi family with whom he does not share a common language when they are interrupted by a small party of raiders from Nostor, a neighboring country. He helps his hosts fight off the raiders, taking their horses and weapons as spoils. They see smoke from a nearby village and a group of villagers fleeing from more raiders.
'Till Kalvan takes over Calvin rallies the villagers and leads them in a successful couterattack.
They win the fight but he's
Shot by his lover Princess Rylla is leading a counterattack from the rear and shoots Calvin, mistaking him for a Nostori soldier. Upon discovering her error, she has him taken in and cared for.
A chance to win glory
And power it brings
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My favorite things.

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Some yell in terror
But he can yell louder
He teaches Prince Ptosphes
How to make gunpowder The making of fireseed (gunpowder) is a temple secret of Styphon's House. Kalvan laughs.
To the priests of Styphon
A gauntlet he flings
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My favorite things.

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They thought they were lost but Styphon's House has decreed a ban on selling gunpowder to Hostigos and is supporting Nostor's plan to conquer Hostigos.
Their hopes When Kalvan teaches the Hostigi to make a superior grade of gunpowder, they become optimistic. he's igniting
Yet he can’t keep Rylla his
Love from the fighting Rylla is assertive, and insists on participating in the defense of her homeland; Neither her father Ptosphes nor her fiancé Kalvan can disuade her, even after she breaks her leg in battle.
He is a rival
To all the great kings
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My favorite things.

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Graduate students English major Matthew Mantrell, in Christopher Stasheff's novel Her Majesty's Wizard
Who feel they’re in Hades Mathew is transported by magic into an alternate universe.
Rescue from prison
Deposed royal ladies Princess Alisande, the daughter of the deposed king of Merovence.
Summoning dragons Mathew attempts to conjure a source of light for his cell; he inadvertently summons the dragon Stegoman instead.
With tears in their wings Stegoman's tribe ripped holes in his wings to protect themselves from his eratic behavior.
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My favorite things.

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Bean-nighes and bean sidhes
with their cheerful greeting
Portend that your pleasures
Are doomed to be fleeting
Bloody detergent in Esther Friesner’s novel "Gnome Man’s Land", a Bean-nighes washes her bloody clothes at a laundromat.
To your clothing clings
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My favorite things.

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Rogue mercenaries 1632, the first novel in the 1632 series
Camp followers harry.
Some look to Gretchen Maria Margaretha "Gretchen" Richter, a camp follower in a Catholic military force of about 2,000 men, who has taken many fellow captives under her wing.
Who is rather scary.
She will protect
Those under her wings.
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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A bright teenage boy Jeff Hiffins, one of the Four Musketeers in Grantville, a close-knit group of teenage boys.
Told to stay out of trouble. If you can, warn off Hoffman’s men. But they probably won’t listen to you, and I don’t want you taking any chances. Don’t do anything else until the reinforcements arive.
After one army was
Turned into rubble.
Aid Hoofman’s men have spotted the camp followers. Jeff, ignoting his orders and saying "Over my dead body". attempts to defend Gretchen and her "family". to poor Gretchen
And her folks he brings.
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My favorite things.

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The dying Diego Diego The Spaniard is a greatly feared mercanary. He is badly wounded, but Gretchen is afraid that he might survive,
Who demanded water
Sweet gentle Gretchen
Said you are for slaughter Diego has been eyeing Gretchen’s 14 year old sister Annalise, Gretchen has decided to kill him to protect Annalese from rape.
Much needed concealment Gretchen does not want to be seen killing Diego.
Jeff Higgins then brings. Jeff blocks the view of Gretchen and Diego from potential onlookers.
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Small gentle treecats Treecats are a highly social nonverbal species native to the planet Sphinx in the Manticore binary star system. While telepathic among themselves, they are only able to read human emotions. Due to the native predators on Sphinx, treecats have evolved an impressive ability to defend themselves, and it would be a fatal error to assume due to their gentle nature that they are helpless.
With friends that are royal The House of Winton is a protector of treecats. The reigning Elizabeth Adrienne Samantha Annette Winton (Queen Elizabeth III) has bonded with a treecat.
Humans with treecats
To whom they are loyal
Mess with their two legs This refers to an assassination attempt against Grayson Planetary Protector Benjamin Mayhew IX at a banquet honoring Honor Harrington. Honor and her treecat Nimitz are severely injured while defending Mayhew.
And see what that brings This refers to the damage that Nimitz inflicts on the assasins.
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My favorite things.

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Audobon dancers The Audobon Ballroom is an antislavery organization widely considered to be rerrorist. who
Will not be chattels
Have strange bedfellows
To help with their battles
With secret agents
They sometimes have flings
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Betan survey ships A ship from the Survey Service of Beta Colony, captained by Cordelia Naismith.
Whose captains are taken Captain Lord Aral Vorkosigan from Barrayar captures Cordelia.
Vorbarran warships
That with strife are shaken A mutiny on Aral’s ship.
Mess with Cordellia
A slit throat she brings Admiral Vorrutyer has tied Codelia, a prisoner for the second time, to his bed, tortured her and ordered Sergeant Konstantin Bothari, who is intensely loyal to Aral, to rape her. Bothari instead slits his throat, because Cordelia is under Aral's protection.
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Stealing The capture of Miles Vorkosigan's artificial womb during Count Vidal Vordarian's coup. the son of
A helpless Vor Lady Cordelia organizes a forbidden rescue party for Miles, including armsman Bothari.
Who has an A mutiny on Aral’s ship. armsman Konstantin Bothari
Who is rather shady
Losing your head After Cordelia captures Count Vidal Vordarian, he refuses to accept that his cause is lost, Cordelia orders Bothari to execute him, and he says "What? You’re a Betan! You can’t do—". Bad guess ;-) is
The fate that it brings
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My favorite things.

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Anger Cordelia?
You'd better get hopping
Lest you be there
When she starts to go shopping Soon after Cordelia returns home with her rescued son, the security staff want to see what is in the bag containig Vordarian's severed head. After looking they ask how to list it in the security inventory and she says Put it down as a Winterfair gift for Admiral Vokosigan. Aral has ordered that she be taken to him as soon as she returns, and she joins a sealed meeting. Aral's father, Count Piotr Pierre Vorkosigan, angrily asks her Good God, woman, where have you been?, she holds up the bag, replies Shopping. Want to see what I bought?, and spills the head on the table.
Look what a pacifist Cut off one little head and people remember it forever ;-)
Betan girl brings
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My favorite things

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Vorbarran agents Miles Vorkosigan in his persona as Admiral Naismith, on a covert mission to extract Dr. Hugh Canaba from Jackson’s Whole, with a cover story of weapon shopping.
Who couldn’t be bolder
Who have affairs with
A gene-tailored soldier An 8‘ tall super soldier commissioned by people who have never seen combat, and treated as a laboratory animal. She refuses to believe that Miles considers her human unless he makes love to her.
A rescue shuttle Bel Thorne's mission to ransom Miles.
That takes a few dings Miles refuses to allow Bel Thorne to swap the quaddie Nicol for him, and instead orders his men to fight. They are able to escape in the shuttle, but it sustains damage while escaping.
These are a few of
My favorite things

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Thieves dressed as boys Kim, an adolescent girl who dresses as a boy because she is afraid of being forced into a brothel if her sex is discovered. She is hired to break into the wagon of Mairelon the Magician, who does a magic show, and to look for a silver bowl.
Who are caught and coopted Kim is caught by Mairelon and coopted into assisting him in an investigation into the theft of the Saltash set, which incldes the silver bowl she was asked to look for,
Help solve a case Kim discovers that Mairelon is actually Richard Merrill, a real magician and member of an aristocratic family. Mairelon, his assistant Hunch and Kim have a series of comic encounters with various suspects.
And wind up adopted Towards the end of the investigation, Kim mentions that a spell she had deliberately interrupted looked bad, and Merrill explains to Kim that only people with magical talent can see magic being used. He then proposes making her his ward and teaching her magic.
Hide behind the table Kim sees that Baron Gregory St. Claire, the thief that Merrill is seeking, is attempting to cast a spell and hides behind a table.
When a foe magic flings Kim sees that St. Claire, the thief that Merrill is seeking, is attempting to cast a spell and hides behind a table. She sees that the spell is miscast, and disrupts it, averting disaster.
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Students of magic Merrill is teaching Kim multiple languages and assigning magical texts for her to read.
Weighed down by their reading Merrill is giving Kim magical reading assignments in multiple languages.
Who their decorum While Merrill is somewhat unconventional and neither he nor his mother Lady Wendall are unduly concerned with decorum, his paternal aunt Agatha Lowe, living in his brother Andrew's house and acting as a chaperone for Kim, is very much a stickler for appropriate behavior.
Not always are heeding Merril's aunt lectures both Kim and Merrill on what she perceives as inappropriate behavior. She does, however, make limited concessions to the demands of magical training.
Rescue their teacher Merrill is part of a group casting a spell and Kim discovers that he is in danger of insanity as a byproduct of the spell. She trades places with him, risking her life, and averts disaster.
And get wedding rings Merrill proposes to Kim after she recovers from her participation in the spell.
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Bungled proposals The widowed Ekaterin Vorsoisson wants a year of mourning before considering any suitors. Miles, in love with her, is afraid that someone else will marry her, and hires her to design a garden of native plants as a ploy to be in frequent contact with her. Miles unwisely confides in his his cousin Ivan Xav Vorpatril (That idiot Alex), the son of Mile’s aunt Alys Vorpatril , a women with no official authority but enough social clout to make her a good friend and a dangwerous eneomy. The jealous Alex decides to prank Miles by encouraging potential rivals to court Ekaterin. At a family dinner, Simon Illyan, the former head of Imperial Security (ImpSec), asks about Miles's intended proposal to Ekaterin, causing Miles to make a panicky proposal, and Ekaterin, outraged at being manipulated, storms out. can
Sometimes be tricky
You'll face his mother
When you mess with Nikki
She's a strong lady
Who knows a few things
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My favorite things.

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Blackmailing Miles Richars Vorrutyer is challenging his cousin Dono (née Donna) Vorrutyer for the seat of the deceased Count Pierre Vorrutyer. He threatens to formally charge Miles for the murder of Etienne Vorsoisson, Ekaterin’s deceased husband, unless Miles votes his father’s proxy in his favor. Miles, who previously had been on the fence, is outraged both on his own behalf and on Eketerin’s He pretends to agree, and immediatelyy starts planning to bring Richars down. Shoe, foot! is
Not very clever No, You know, Richars, I’m glad you came to see me. Before we had this little talk, I had actually been undecided how I was going to vote on the matter of the Vorrutyer’s District. does not mean I capitulate, it means You’re toast.
From you all your hopes and
Your dreams it will sever
Loss of your rank and
A trial Richars plots to have Donna castrated in order to disqualify him for the countship. Ivan Vorpatril and Olivia Koudelka rescue Donna, capture his assailants, use the attack to gain more votes for Donna and reveal the plot in the council of counts prior to the votes. Richars is not only defeated but is facing serious criminal charges. it brings.
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Gullible inlaws Lieutenant Alexi Vormoncrief convinces Ekaterin’s brother Hugo Vorvayne , and Etienne’s cousin Vassily Vorsoisson , who has legal guardianship over Nikki, that being around Miles, or even being in the capital, is dangerous, and they threaten to take Nikki away from her if she doesn’t move him.
Want to take Nicholai
Emperor Gregor
Responds to his outcry
Meddlesome shavetails Alexi Vormoncrief spreads runors about Miles, to the detriment of Eketarin and Nikky, whom the empeor has taken under his wing. The emperor is not amused. Gerard, take a note. This is the third time this month that the busy Lieutenant Vormoncrief has come to my negative attention in matters touching political concerns. Remind Us to find him a post somewhere in the Empire where he may be less busy.
The emperor zings He sends Lt. Vormoncrief to Kyril Island, the worst duty station in the empire.
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My favorite things.

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Richars Vorrutyer when
slandering Miles
Ekaterin’s retort You are mistaken, Lord Richers, she snapped down at him. Not your first mistake, apperently.
...
That’s your idea of proof? Ekaterin snarled. Fine. Your legal theory is easily demolished–.
...
Let’s finish this. Lord Vorkosigan!
Miles jerked in his seat, taken by surprise. Madame? He made a little half-bow gesture. Yours to command...
Good. Will you marry me?
that has all in smiles
Miles who now can
foresee wedding rings Not just his own wedding to Ekaterin, but also Gregors wedding. Miles does not yet know about the romance between Alys and Simon.
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Tinker Alexander Grham Bell (Tinker) is the title character in Wen Spencer’s novel Tinker the genius
Who’s brave, fierce and loyal
Twice saves Saves Windwolf Wolf Who Rules Wind, the viceroy of the westernlands of Elfhome
Who is nearly royal
A very large magnet Tinker uses an electromagnet on a crane in her junkyard to disrupt the magically enlarged foo dogs attacking Windwolf, which she initially confuses with wargs.
That to foo dogs clings
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Fake EIA Earth Interdimensioal Agency agents
Who really are Oni Elves of the Skin clan and their creations.
Tinker unaware One might think that overhearing He is here. Laid out like the dead. Easy prey. ... Do them all. Quietly. would be a hint. that
The agents are phony
To her rescue mission
Stout courage she brings
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Tinker and Oilcan Orville John Wright (Oilcan) is sensitive about his real name. when
Crashing the border Oilcan, Tinker and Windwolf are pursued by Oni disguised as agents of the Earth Interdimensioal Agency (EIA) while waiting for startup. At startup they crash through a barricade and proceed on to an elven hospice in search of medical care for the seriously injured Windwolf. Real EIA agents, unaware of the fake ones, persue Tinker and Oilcan.
Elves at the hospice
Soon bring things to order When pursuing EIA agents arrest Tinker and Oilcan for crashing the barricaade, the elves intervene. What’s he saying? ... He’s saying ‘Hands off the kids or we’ll break your face.’
Their care of the duo After Windwolf is treated, he notices that Tinker’s hand is infected and demands that the elves in the hospice treat her.
Recovery brings
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Tinker taken in by
Tooloo’s deceiving
Misunderstands Windwolf’s
No we are not even
A lesson in linguistic
Details it brings
These are a few of my favorite things.
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Director Maynard Derek Maynard, director of the Earth Interdimensioal Agency (EIA)
Averting a crisis If the elves believe that the EIA is trying to murder Windwolf, it could lead to a genocidal war.
Tinker telling Maynard Maynard has drafted Tinker to identify items in a batch of contraband.
What each strange device is
A bonus Maynard allows Tinker to take some of the contraband as compensation for her assistance that Tinker
To her junkyard brings
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Windwolf telling Tinker
It’s not you who owe me The elf Tooloo told Tinker that she owes a life debt to Windwold, a lie of epic proportions; it is Windwolf who owes a life debt to Tinker.
You saved my life twice Once as a young girl from a saurus (magically engineered reptile) and once as an adult from the "wargs" (actually foo dogs).
Brave Tinker ze domi A polite greeting recognizing Tinker as a member of the Domana caste.
A mark The dao, blue triangle that Windwolf places on Tinkers forehead after she accepts two ceremonial gifts from him, which he mistakenly assumes that she recognizes as betrothal gifts. The dao signifies that she is adopted into the Domana caste, betrothed to him and under his personal protection. on her forehead
That big changes brings
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My favorite things.

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NSA The National Security Agency, an intelligence agency tasked with protecting our communication and compromising enemy communication. The NSA does not have authority, experience, mandate, resources or training for the mission described in the novel, and any of CIA, DIA, FBI, would have been more plausible. agents with
No erudition Agents Corg Durrack and Hannah Briggs have not the faintest clue about the geography, laws, politics or treaty that affect their mission. Any real operative would have been briefed.
Kidnap Tinker on a
bungled mission.
Diplomatic tension is
What the pair brings
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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Elves at Poppymeadow An enclave of Wind clan elves
Greet Tinker ze domi
Tinker in love asks After abandoning Nathan Czernowski for making aggressiive and unwanted advances during a date that he had agreed would be low key, Tinker asks Windwolf to make love to her.
Windwolf, won’t you show me
A misunderstood spell We are at a branching. ... To the left, every path leads to death. No matter which way you go, you will die. does not refer to a disease, but rather to being human and hence mortal. The spell is intended to make her an elf of Windwolf’s domana caste.
Immortality brings
These are a few of
My favorite things.

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