churchkey

I hung out with Emanuel Klawir
and that's why Irish name aside
the Executive Sergeat Boddoms
had both of us on his list
he thought I was Jewish
we needed a bottle opener and Emanuel
goes into the liquor store off base
and asks for a synagogue key
guy right away gives him the opener
and I have a theory about this
there are so many Baptists in Missouri
when they go for beer
they too embarrassed to ask for a church key
they ask for a synogogue key instead
and strict Baptists you know
they don't gamble either
you can bet on it