Resume

Education

• PhD in Life Experiences, University of life (in progress)
• PhD in Useless academic philosophies, That Other University
• MA in How to wing it, Self-awarded degree from nowhere
• BA in How to single-handedly avoid all responsibility, (The university won't claim me, so I can't print their name)

Professional Experience

• Yak shaver, Mongolian Zoo
• Personal heating assistant (confidential client)
• Professional target for the Water Balloon Brigade Children's Circus.

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