ADVENTURES IN KNOWING MY RIGHTS

 

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LSD, or as the French would say, Le LSD, is an experimental drug pioneered by the cats of the Nazi party in the early 20th century. It was discovered by Fred Astaire in 1689 and first employed to allow soldiers to see inter-dimensional portals, allowing faster than light (FTL) travel on the battlefield. The drug backfired when the soldiers discovered that their enemies were in fact "fucking lizards with huge 20 feet long tongues that raped the souls of their oppressors."

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Lizards Seen Daily: I'm on a bad acid trip, d00d

It was soon adopted by American pop-culture in the 1920s as an alternative to alcohol, which soon led to orgies of blood in the streets of Manhattan (as documented in the film Singing in the Rain).

At the end of the 1920's, Timothy Leary decried LSD as a menace to society, and called for its outlaw. October 29th, 1929 saw the outlawing of LSD, causing the huge LSD factories to stop production immediately. Subsequently, the LSD-dependent economy of the United Spades of Amerika crashed, ushering in the Great Depression. Panicked stockbrokers, breaking into their stash of bad acid, jumped out of buildings on Wall Street, assuming they were frogs and could eat flies.

Soon after, alcohol prohibition was repealed, allowing former LSD junkies to drown their sorrows.

The serial murders committed by the Kool-Aid Man have been attributed to LSD.

LSD has since been replaced by LCDs, which are a more-costly yet still-usable way of seeing images of things that never existed. LCDs are a very potent liquid form of LSD being pushed by a notoriously shady subgroup of the IT community known as dealers, who (much like the LSD dealers before them) have a large number of users who are all hooked and eagerly waiting to download the latest fix.

 

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