ADVENTURES
IN KNOWING MY RIGHTS
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LSD, or as the French would say, Le LSD, is an
experimental drug pioneered by the cats of the Nazi party in the early
20th century. It was discovered by Fred
Astaire in 1689 and first employed to allow soldiers to see
inter-dimensional portals, allowing faster than light (FTL)
travel on the battlefield. The drug backfired when the soldiers discovered that
their enemies were in fact "fucking lizards with huge 20 feet long
tongues that raped the souls of their oppressors."
Lizards
Seen Daily: I'm on a bad acid trip, d00d
It
was soon adopted by American pop-culture in the 1920s as an alternative to alcohol, which
soon led to orgies of blood in the streets of Manhattan (as
documented in the film
Singing in the Rain).
At
the end of the 1920's, Timothy Leary decried LSD as a menace to society, and
called for its outlaw. October 29th, 1929 saw the outlawing of LSD,
causing the huge LSD factories to stop production immediately. Subsequently,
the LSD-dependent economy of the United Spades of Amerika crashed, ushering
in the Great Depression. Panicked stockbrokers, breaking
into their stash of bad acid, jumped out of buildings on Wall Street, assuming
they were frogs and could eat flies.
Soon
after, alcohol prohibition was repealed, allowing former LSD junkies to drown
their sorrows.
The
serial murders committed by the Kool-Aid
Man have been attributed to LSD.
LSD has since been replaced by LCDs, which are a more-costly
yet still-usable way of seeing images of things that never existed. LCDs
are a very potent liquid form of LSD being pushed by a notoriously shady
subgroup of the IT community known as dealers, who (much like the LSD
dealers before them) have a large number of users who are all hooked and eagerly
waiting to download the latest fix.
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