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Hello Cosmic Bowlers! Cosmic Bowling
is all about fun. And what is Tony all about? You guessed it
- fun. So every now and then, I'll kick a little somethin'- somethin'
on this web page. As you may already know there is a significant
group among us in cosmic bowling who also enjoy the zany and
entertaining antics of pro wrestling. And to be more specific,
the World Wrestling Federation. And wouldn't you know it, I had
the chance to sit down recently for an interview with WWF superstar,
The Rock. He is one of the most popular wrestlers out there right
now, he's been the Champion, and he is well known for his mic
skills and catch phrases. I guess you might say that I got to
go "One on One with the Great One."
Here is the conversation we had on the
second floor of the Johnson Center:
R: Finally, The Rock Has COME BACK to GMU!
T: Actually, I think this is the first time you've been to our
lovely campus.
R: What! Do you think that you can impress Rock? Just because
you're Mr. "Student Umbrella Representative," you think
you know everything. Don't EVER interrupt the Rock again. Know
your role and ask a question!
T: Ah, my bad. I'm just one of the millions and millions of the
Rock's fans. Well anyway, I think everyone wants to know what
you think about cosmic bowling.
R: Tony, first off the Rock says, he's going to let you slide
for now. Well anyway, cosmic bowling is immensely fun. Where
else can the Rock lay the smackdown on 10 rednecks glaring at
him, and do it under the glow of disco lights and great music?
The Rock gets the WHOLE alley to chant "ROCKY! ROCKY!"
when I bowl my usual perfect game.
T: Yeah, right. I doubt you bowl 300 every time.
R: How dare you doubt the Rock! The Rock is growing weary of
your attitude. Watch your lip!
T: O.K., O.K, don't freak out. This is MY turf, you know. I have
to represent. Well anyway, do you bowl with your own, customized
bowling ball when you throw your perfect game? One of our members,
Jake, has his own ball; its name is his last name Burket.
R: Are you trying to antagonize the Rock with your snide comments?
Well, anyway, you did set me up real well with that Burket thing.
Here's what The Rock's going to do. The Rock's going to take
Burket and shine it up real nice in the Shine-O-Ball-O. Then
he's going to turn it to the side and stick it straight up your
candy @$$! Now don't waste the people's time, I am the People's
Champ!
T: It's all good man. Don't get so upset. Moving on, do you have
time for one more question?
R: Well-
T: IT DOESN'T MATTER if you have time for one more question!!!
R: That's it, The Rock is going to have to teach you a lesson.
If you can smell what the Rock (insert long pause here) is cooking!
With that the Rock jumped up and no doubt
was about to nail me with his finishing maneuvers, The Rock Bottom
and the People's Elbow. Fortunately, budding pro wrestler, and
my close, personal friend, Jake, stepped in and blind-sided the
Rock with a missile drop kick.
-See you at the lanes.
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