Stupid Questions to Ask Yourself with a Tuesday Night Cold

1. Your body aches and you cough until you pee. What do you do? Blame your children for doing this to you Take Wednesday off and medicate with scotch Blame your spouse for giving you this Valentines gift Log on to e*-trade and buy stock in Depends

2. With your Tuesday Night Cold, What will you feed your-self to ease your condition? Ice Cream - with my BFFs Ben and Jerry Chocolate, and if you touch any you die. Ramen Noodles with extra salt Halls and not a Wal-green knock-off!

3. With all the money you have spent for over the counter treatments for your Tuesday night cold,

What was the most expensive? $30 - 2.99 for the Halls and the rest for Ice Cream. What spend money on myself? $6000, for Plane ticket and room at Drug rehab clink in California. Money? With my credit score? Water from the tap.