Reading makes me

The last thing I remember is

a) true
b) false

Last evening in the park, I felt like

 

a) the end of December
b) the beginning of February

I was brought here because

a) my teeth hurt
b) when I smile

 

When I look out the window I feel

a) unlucky
b) surprised

 

Sometimes when I wake up, I

a) forget
b) can't remember

 

Things are getting

a) quieter
b) smaller

Television makes me

a) larger
b) demographic

 

When I feel rebellious, I know that

a) I am dreaming
b) I am safe

 

I will stay here until

a) I am better
b) I have plans for the future

 

My plans for the future

a) have been approved by the opposition
b) have been upset by the poll results